...and, in a truly fell stroke of irony, shortly after my last blog post I received the following e-mail:
Locate Registered Sex Offenders Living In Your Neighborhood
New registered sex offenders may have recently moved into your neighborhood or your city. Let us help you locate them with a quick search so you can better protect your loved ones.
I click on the link, which offers me a "Free search for sex offenders in my area." Inputting my zip code reveals that -- gasp! -- there is 1 sexual offender located in my immediate area. And, for a small activation fee, they'll tell me who he is!
That's right -- if you don't give us money, strangers could rape your children. Yeesh.